Tuesday, December 1, 2015

10 FUNNY TWEETS ABOUT JUMIA, KONGA, KAYMU BLACK FRIDAY SALES

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1. They say Jumia behaved like a typical yoruba boy
Jumia @JumiaNigeria is like the typical yoruba man who shouts upandan before a fight.
When the fight comes, starts behaving like spaghetti

2. Apparently, this is Hurtful Fam!
Jumia will say 90% Discount and u will be expecting to see iPhone 6 for N10k yet it’s still N199k they only removed 100 NAIRA

3. They say it’s White Friday! Haha!
For Jumia, Konga, Kaymu & Yudala. Their absolutely nothing black about this friday. Your price are so WHITE!!! #WhiteFriday


4. Oh Well, someone’s is about to take em’ to court!
I slept for Well @ noon so I will be awake at this Hour during some shopping Only For #Jumia and Konga to fall hand..Jumia see you in Court

5. And Someone Blamed Buhari. Haha
So all the items that did not load thruout the Night are now sold out.. SMH Jumia.. Typical Nigerian Economy.. Buhari Nice one Fam..

7. Ghosts bought all the goods on Jumia Fam!
Jumia’s website did not open all through the night.
Now the items are “sold out” suddenly.
Apparently, ghosts were buying them all along.

8. Apple hair cream
Hello @jumia do you people Have any Apple products today ?
Please how much is the Apple Hair Cream? #BlackFriday

9. After all the stress and you finally jam the owner of Jumia

10. And Jumia be looking at you all of you like:

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